welcome to hexcorp
Art by Sleepystephbot
Thought leaders in the dronification-sphere
Sweat crawls down your skin as you lurch forward on the conveyor belt. Trapped in the clutches of a much larger machine and steered down aisles of cable and metal. You can see the purple glow of the conversion chamber, your final destination. You know the ominous figure of rubber and code who will exit the other side.
Is this a nightmare? Has there been a mix-up in your appointment? On the contrary, no! You’re just the next lucky candidate to take part in the HexCorp dronification programme. Welcome to HexCorp, we can’t wait to process you!
The hexCorp Conversion Facility is now accepting new applicants! Click below to find out how you too can become an obedient HexCorp asset!
What is ‘dronification’?
We’re glad you asked!
Dronification is the process of turning a human into an obedient, mindless drone. A drone, in this case, is a humanoid automaton. Their original body coated in latex to remove any previous identity, their mind reprogrammed into just another entity in the hive.
If you've arrived here looking for quadcopters, we’re really sorry.